So I’m a little cynical today…

A friend from my childhood posted this today.  It suits my mood today, and I like my friend, so of course, I copied itThanks Mer!


 #10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a Slinky… not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND # 1: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven’t a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.



  1. Diana said,

    March 1, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Very funny! I will have to link this so I can read it from time to time.

  2. oldsillybear said,

    March 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    On #1, I heard that Blockbuster should be put in charge. If I’m one day late, they are on the phone asking whassup. Give everyone a blockbuster card and let them sort it out.

  3. Udge said,

    March 17, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Well, I can answer #3: tax increases are aimed at squeezing the poor, and tax cuts are aimed at enriching the rich. Works perfectly 😦 (here via silly old Ben)

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