So I’m a little cynical today…

A friend from my childhood posted this today.  It suits my mood today, and I like my friend, so of course, I copied itThanks Mer!

TEN THINGS TO PONDER

 #10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a Slinky… not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND # 1: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven’t a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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3 Comments

  1. Diana said,

    March 1, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Very funny! I will have to link this so I can read it from time to time.

  2. oldsillybear said,

    March 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    On #1, I heard that Blockbuster should be put in charge. If I’m one day late, they are on the phone asking whassup. Give everyone a blockbuster card and let them sort it out.

  3. Udge said,

    March 17, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Well, I can answer #3: tax increases are aimed at squeezing the poor, and tax cuts are aimed at enriching the rich. Works perfectly 😦 (here via silly old Ben)


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